hybrid dog names that sound either obscene or like something from lord of the rings

potentially obscene

• Amstiff (½ American Staffordshire Terrier  +  ½ Mastiff)
• Cheeks (½ Chihuahua  +  ½ Pekingese)
• Chiweenie (½ Chihuahua  +  ½ Dachshund)
• Chestie (½ Chihuahua  +  ½ West Highland White Terrier)
• Cockapoo (½ Cocker Spaniel  +  ½ Poodle)
• Eskijack (½ American Eskimo Dog  +  ½ Jack Russell Terrier)
• Peke-A-Tese (½ Maltese  +  ½ Pekingese)

potentially from lord of the rings

• Affengriffon (½ Affenpinscher  +  ½ Brussels Griffon)
• Chowploxer (¼ Boxer  +  ¼ Chow Chow  +  ½ Plott)
• King Schnauzer (½ Cavalier King Charles Spaniel  +  ½ Miniature Schnauzer)
• Malamoodle (½ Alaskan Malamute  +  ½ Poodle)
• Mastador (½ Labrador Retriever  +  ½ Mastiff)
• Schneagle (½ Beagle  +  ½ Miniature Schnauzer)
• Schnorgi (½ Miniature Schnauzer  +  ½ Pembroke Welsh Corgi)

from this list.