an end to my obsession with hybrid dog names

i would be a big fat doofus if i didn’t include a list of singularity dogs—pooches that are the product of a freaky dog three way (like the pugglepoo):

• Cav-a-Jack (½ Cavalier King Charles Spaniel  +  ¼ Chihuahua  +  ¼ Jack Russell Terrier)
• Cheaglehund (¼ Beagle  +  ½ Chihuahua  +  ¼ Dachshund)
• Chijacky (½ Chihuahua  +  ¼ Silky Terrier  +  ¼ Jack Russell Terrier)
• Chipaperanian (½ Chihuahua  +  ¼ Papillon  +  ¼ Pomeranian)
• Chowploxer (¼ Boxer  +  ¼ Chow Chow  +  ½ Plott)
• Golden Labmaraner (¼ Golden Retriever  +  ¼ Labrador Retriever  +  ½ Weimaraner)
• Great Rottsky (½ Great Dane +  ¼ Rottweiler  +  ¼ Siberian Husky)
• Pomapoochi (¼ Chihuahua  +  ½ Pomeranian  +  ¼ Poodle)
• Spandachchi (¼ Chihuahua  +  ½ Cocker Spaniel  +  ¼ Dachshund)
• St.Chowperd (¼ Chow Chow  +  ¼ German Shepherd Dog  +  ½ Saint Bernard)

noteworthy is the cilky, the only dog on the list who is a prodcut of four diffrerent breeds, to wit: (¼ Cocker Spaniel  +  ¼ Miniature Pinscher  +  ¼ Poodle  +  ¼ Silky Terrier)

and then there is this oddity which seems more like a formula for a bourban drink than the the recipe for making a dog:

• Comfort Retriever (¾ Golden Retriever  +  ¼ Poodle)

from here.