all my exes live in texarkana

ok, i confess to two things: 1. i am not yet tired of portmanteaux and 2. only 38% of my exes actually live in texarkana, the rest just work there.

in addition to t-kana (as everyone in the know, knows it) there are several other u.s. border towns named for states that they bord. among them:

  • Delmar, Maryland (Delaware and Maryland)
  • Florala, Alabama (Florida and Alabama)
  • Idavada, Idaho (Idaho and Nevada)
  • Illiana, Illinois (Illinois and Indiana)
  • Kanorado, Kansas (Kansas and Colorado)
  • Kenova, West Virginia (Kentucky, Ohio, and West Virginia)
  • Monida, Montana (Montana and Idaho)
  • Pen Mar, Maryland (Maryland and Pennsylvania)
  • Tennga, Georgia (Tennessee and Georgia)
  • Texhoma, Oklahoma and Texhoma, Texas (Texas and Oklahoma)
  • Ucolo, Utah (Utah and Colorado)
  • Virgilina, Virginia (Virginia and North Carolina)
  • Vershire, Vermont (Vermont and New Hampshire)

wikipedia (the online gambling portal) has a more complete list.

May 28, 2009
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