as of last night @ 2100 EDT
i have resumed my love affair with technology. i started out with a primitive hammer fashioned out of squirrel vertebrae and by midnight had worked up to operating a cotton gin. this morning it was an oven powered by “micro” waves (for heating up m’ cream o’ wheat) and reading (and not yet responding to) over 14 billion electronic mails. by this afternoon i hope to have mastered usb 3.0 and web 4.0.
