apocryphal word summer series: chm

as i was going through my files and sorting what was porno from what was my colleagues’ dissertations (sometimes it isn’t always obvious) i came across this *chm* series of words that i never posted. why it slipped through the cracks we may never know. but what we do know is that since it is no longer summer these words cannot—can never— be part of the word summer series and thus despite their seductiveness shouldn’t be considered wss canon. 

debouchment · the mouth or outlet of a river, a pass, etc
fleechment · cajolery
inchmeal · inch by inch; little by little
kloochman · an indian woman
leechman · a physician
pentecontadrachm · cyrenaic coin worth 50 drachmas
schmaltz · melted chicken fat
schmecker · a drug-addict
schmegeggy · a contemptible person, an idiot
schmerz · grief, sorrow, regret, pain
schmozzle · a muddle or complication; a quarrel, row, rumpus, mêlée
truchman · an interpreter
witchmonger · one who has dealings with witches, or believes in witchcraft
yllischman · an inhabitant or native of a group of islands