johns wilmot, depp, and malkovich
there have been many fascinating characters to come out of english restoration but none are more intriguing than the poet (and johnny depp look-a-like) john wilmot, the second earl of rochester—a notorious rake known throughout england for his debauchery, dirty jokes, and drunken hijinks. yet he was admired by literary all-stars by the likes of tennyson, voltaire, hazlitt, and goethe. a listicle »
- he graduated from oxford at the age of 12 and earned a master’s by 14.
- he married a famous actress two years after he attempted to abduct her.
- he was briefly exiled by his friend and patron, king charles the second for writing a satire on charles which labeled him a sex maniac.
- while exiled, he masqueraded as the quack “dr. bendo”, a gynecologist specialising in fertility. he also assumed the role of “mrs. bendo” presumably so he could inspect young women privately without arousing their suspicions.
- he was renowned for drunkenness, vivacious conversation, and “extravagant frolics” as part of the “merry gang” a “mob of gentlemen who wrote with ease.”
- he died at the age of 33 from the effects of venereal disease and alcoholism.
- he was portrayed by johnny depp in the 2004 (direct to dvd) movie, the libertine. incidentally, john malkovich played king charles.
an aside: the movie smells.
UPDATE: a further aside: but the intro to the movie is rather marvelous.

