fact: according to “statistics” the price of bread rises about 30% per year [TRUE] fact: “grocery stores” are in the business of selling bread [TRUE] duh: buy $500 dollars of bread now. sell your bread for more than $1,800 in five year’s time. [WALL STREET] bonus: if you can wait 25 years before cashing in your bread portfolio, it will be worth upwards of $350,000 [CHA-CHING]

fact: according to “statistics” the price of bread rises about 30% per year [TRUE]

fact: “grocery stores” are in the business of selling bread [TRUE]

duh: buy $500 dollars of bread now. sell your bread for more than $1,800 in five year’s time. [WALL STREET]

bonus: if you can wait 25 years before cashing in your bread portfolio, it will be worth upwards of $350,000 [CHA-CHING]

August 28, 2009
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