laufmaschine
the sissy in the bellhop uniform in this picture is riding his (appropriately named) dandy horse. it was a pedal-less predecessor of the modern day bicycle and (if you ask me) was the segway of the georgian era (in every way).
at anyrate: the crank arm broke off my road bike last night (in the middle of an intersection that had lots of babes in tank tops) and i had to scoot my way home via the dandy horse method. what an evening! mom made tuna casserole!
