vote for pedro

voting day is here at last! in the words of the immortal mills baker, “it is the f-words themselves that we judge.” thus, despite the great teeth and perfect hair and overall class-actness of the champions of these archaic f-words, at the end of the day we are voting on which word that we would like to see make a 700 year comeback.

like in the united states elections, the polls will be open throughout the weekend and the results kept secret. the polls will close when all great showdowns conclude: high noon in the winnepeg timezone (on monday). there will be a final installment of thus far early on monday morning.

as in american idol (like word idol but with karaoke) and the elections in afghanistan, you are limited to casting and re-casting your votes only by your endurance. thank you for indulging me in this preposterous enterprise.

vote now! (write-in f-words welcome)

faff • to move violently
famble • to stutter, or murmur inarticulately
fash • 1) trouble; care; anxiety; fatigue. 2) The tops of turnips
featlet • four pounds of butter
feer • to run a little way back for the better advantage of leaping forwards
ferly • wonderfully strange
flantum flatherum piebald dill • a woman fantastically dressed with various colours
flippering • crying, weeping
flizzen • To laugh sarcastically
flyabostic • outrageously showy as in dress
fourings • an afternoon meal taken at 4 o’clock
frimicate • to affect delicacy; to give one’s self airs about trifles
fyllok • a wanton girl