unexplained absence explained

to the seven and a half people who wrote me over these last two weeks wanting to know what happened to me and why i wasn’t making internet posts and why my tweets were sub-par and my flickr photos weren’t instagrammy enough:

sorry chicks and bros. i owe you a serious explanation and my explanation is this: astral projection.

while i now have a lover whom i met during astral travel to neolithic europe, i do occasionally return to the here-and-now (providing that the here-and-now is january 2011—astral projectionists never can be sure). therefore, to pass the time in the present i have decided to resume posting uncensored posts on the ragbag. 

i look forward to formally introducing you to my new lover, wertuff the pungent and describing in detail the many unstudied mating rituals of prehistoric man (preview: while gliding around on pterosaurs and lubed up with woolly mamoth lard).

i remain your ever handsome friend,
raynor