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Q: Can my dog Sparky enjoy fourings or is it for humans only like snorkeling and the missionary position?

A: Just as fourings is for all people, it is also for all species. Roasted sunchokes and squash blossoms make for an excellent canine fourings, especially if Sparky is a vegan.

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you can also peruse the faq (of which the above query is asked fairly frequently). since the site meets six of the seven qualifications of web 2.0 certification, you are also able to join in the fun by posting pictures or accounts of particularly gratifying fouringses here.

disclaimer: the fourings site is a mise en abîme device of a series within a series within a series within a series. it is designed to promote the controversial concept of enjoying an occasional small meal with friends at 4 o’clock or thereabouts.