the luxuriant flowing hair club for scientists™

The Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists is a club for scientists who have, or believe they have, luxuriant flowing hair.

harvard dreamboat, steven pinker was the first inductee of the club. pinker’s luxuriant locks have long been the object of admiration, envy, and intense study. the club’s homepage is here. the list of historical honorary members can be found here.

i would quit the john wilmot fan club and resign from my post as (assistant to the) secretary of the essex county ornithological club just for a shot at the luxuriant flowing hair club for scientists. alas, my hair is thin and greasy and the best grade that i ever got in science was a c+ (and it was earth science, no less).