on cortés and asskissery
this is how the idiot conquistador hernán cortés addressed his letters to king charles the fifth:
Very High and Most Powerful Prince, Very Catholic and Invincible Emperor, King and Lord,
he concluded his letters like this:
Most Powerful Lord, Your Caesarian Majesty’s Very Humble Servant and Vassal who kisses the Royal Hands and Feet of Your Majesty
major barf-factory, right?
