WATCH BIG-TITTED MILFS GET HARDCORED 24-7

thus was the subject line of a piece of spam™ that infiltrated my gmail this morning and all i could think was: look at all that inventive anthimeria!

anthimeria is using one word class as a member of a different word class (eg. using a noun for a verb). this literary device is deftly employed not once, not twice, but thrice in the 6-word, ithyphallic spam header.

• the noun phrase, big tits is used as an adjective
• the adjective, hardcore is used as a verb
• the cardinal numbers, 24 and 7 are used as an adverb

and yet: one could cram even more anthimeria into the header by saying something like, “eyeball big-titted milfs…”

nouns as adjectives? adjectives as verbs? has the world gone topsy-turvy or is this a WORD CLASS KEY PARTY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS?!?!

on a semi-related note*: i will be occupied for the next 24/7.

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* a note related to my semi