for bestiary: the mula sem cabeça, a fire-spewing headless mule from brazil
my fellow brazilians, i love everything about you down to your itty bitty bikinis AND there is no doubt that your headless mule is super freaky, BUT if it can be fought off with a riding crop and a fire extinguisher, it really shouldn’t belong to the same pantheon of villainous beasts as dragons and draculas. just sayin’.
