the htoed 4 hours ago, i came across this boner-poppin’ synonymicon: the historical thesaurus of the oxford english dictionary. consider: 40 years in the making the very first historical thesaurus to be compiled for any of the world’s languages the largest thesaurus resource in the world a comprehensive sense inventory of old english so here’s the problem: i have now had a certifiable boner for the last 4 hours and i guess that it’s time to call my primary care physician to inform him about it BUT all he’s going to do is tell me to stop lurking in the bookstore reference section after chuggalugging gin-and-tonics and swallowing viagra pills like tic tacs. but c’mon doc, I WILL NEVER STOP IT, so you better think of some other way to fix my screaming purple priapism.

the htoed

4 hours ago, i came across this boner-poppin’ synonymicon: the historical thesaurus of the oxford english dictionary. consider:

  • 40 years in the making
  • the very first historical thesaurus to be compiled for any of the world’s languages
  • the largest thesaurus resource in the world
  • a comprehensive sense inventory of old english

so here’s the problem: i have now had a certifiable boner for the last 4 hours and i guess that it’s time to call my primary care physician to inform him about it BUT all he’s going to do is tell me to stop lurking in the bookstore reference section after chuggalugging gin-and-tonics and swallowing viagra pills like tic tacs. but c’mon doc, I WILL NEVER STOP IT, so you better think of some other way to fix my screaming purple priapism.

February 11, 2010
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