napkin etiquette
from now on, despite what emily post says, i will wait until my food is served before i move my napkin to my lap, thereby avoiding putting my silverware on a table laced with someone else’s hepatitis just for the sake of etiquette. the napkin is a prophlyactic that keeps my fork clean, why would i want to take it away and put the utensil that will wind up in my mouth directly on the table? answer: i wouldn’t.
