away message

my handsome friends (and others),

i will be off the grid from tomorrow until next monday. should you need to contact me, i can be reached at (262) 724-3289 (ask for amber).

to help perpetuate the illusion that i am NOT in the wilderness, a zillion miles from nowhere, i have queued up a few posts that will appear on the internet on various days at ten aye em (ee ess tee). i look forward to finding out what the hot new meme is when i get back to my office early next week. my current prediction: turtles wearing goggles with shells that are spraypainted with banksy graffiti.