north dakota hate mail

besides love letters and spam, i also (on certain occasions) get hate mail. here is a great one that i JUST NOW received. it seems the sender was not happy about my recent north dakota posts.

Dear GAYnor [emphasis mine],

I see that your making fun of North Dakota. You sed that our state bird is Abraham Lincoln. WTF, that makes no sense. Guess what the start bird of New Jersey is: Its your pimply butt. And the state animal is your ugly face.

Ragbag? More like Scumbag. Your an illetist bastard that doesn’t know how to capitalize words and I bet you masturbate over long words all day. Put your [crude term for the male member] in a cup and pour in some [brand name for a household bleach]. The next time that you rip on ND, you better watch out.

From,

I did yo Momma doggystyle

part of me wonders if this is a bonafide hate letter or if it is a joke. are you still out there mr. doggystyle? can you clear up this matter?