roleplaying with raynor

one of the very attractive people in my vast rolodex® of attractive people works as a guidance counselor for a local middle school. she called me on my motorola startac™cell phone the other day and asked if i would like to conduct a few mock job interviews for her students. because i am trying to overcome an irrational fear of tweens, i accepted her invitation and interviewed ten students for a fictional job at chik-fil-a®. here is the transcript of me questioning a kid who is clearly going places:

raynor: what are your short and long term goals?
some pipsqueak: my short term goal is to ace this interview. my long term goal is to retire with a giant pile of money.
raynor: you’re hired.