an analysis of lonely island’s jizz in my pants

when i first saw the jizz in my pants video, i laughed so hard that i couldn’t stop squirting milk from my nose (and i wasn’t even drinking milk). thinking about it, i realised that its humor was derived from more than the utter baseness of it all—it was the crescendoing absurdity of the things that make the singers spontaneously orgasm and the well-timed way in which these items are presented.

this chart shows that not only are the items more and more absurd as time goes on, but also that the pacing is asymptotically frenetic. the only exception is that an alarm clock going off is a slightly more ridiculous orgasm agent than a warm breeze on one’s crotch (in my estimation). other than that, this video is definitely a valuable study in comedic timing.