now accepting nominations

for my tumblr arch-nemesis. as tumblr adversaries, we can:

• reblog eachother’s posts with snarky, backhanded compliments.
• refer to eachother by mad-magazine-style names (ie. if your name is artlover, i would call you fartlover). suggestions for me: douchebag, hagbag, jizzrag, ragamuffin.
• post “smile friday” pictures of eachother that we have photoshopped making heavy use of the bloat tool, wrinkle stamp, and acne filters.
• additionally, i will adopt the epithet yournamemastix (-mastix is a greek suffix that means “scourge of.”)

i look forward to some spirited mocking between us.