the patina of my keyboard horatio caine could tell you the following through close examination of this picture: that the primary language typed on this keyboard is english (most used keys: ADEINOT vs. most frequent english letters: AEINOT). that the user of the keyboard hits the space bar exclusively with his/her right thumb. Q: are those le petite écolier crumbs between the keys? A: yes. that the most used key is left CTRL, indicating that the user is right handed (as well as supremely tech savy). that the the primary typist of the keyboard has extremely well-developed abdominal muscles and most likely read the enitre great books of the western world (2nd edition) before the age of puberty. is keyboard analysis this century’s graphology? see this also.

the patina of my keyboard

horatio caine could tell you the following through close examination of this picture:

  • that the primary language typed on this keyboard is english (most used keys: ADEINOT vs. most frequent english letters: AEINOT).
  • that the user of the keyboard hits the space bar exclusively with his/her right thumb.
  • Q: are those le petite écolier crumbs between the keys? A: yes.
  • that the most used key is left CTRL, indicating that the user is right handed (as well as supremely tech savy).
  • that the the primary typist of the keyboard has extremely well-developed abdominal muscles and most likely read the enitre great books of the western world (2nd edition) before the age of puberty.

is keyboard analysis this century’s graphology? see this also.

March 4, 2009
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